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Sachhi Ghatna:

(Jise soch kar insan ki ruh tak kamp jati hai,Magar zalimo k hath tak nahi kape)

Dehradun Me 17 sal ki MasuM ladki, jisne abhi 12th pass kiya tha, aur abhi jo din uske enjoy karne k the.... uske sage baap or bhai ne behla fusla kr use,

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engineering ka form brwa diya.

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Kar Chalna Shuru Tu Lyrics

Jo hua hai woh hota hai
Jo hona hai woh hona hai
Jo tere bas mein baatein hai
Unhe khamakha kyun khona hai
Ho jitni bhi hai jitni bhi hai, umeedein leke
Jaaye kahan tak jaaye kahan tak, raastein dekhe
Kar chalna shuru tu
Mudhke naa dekh tu
Jaise hain sahin hain
Ek main aur ekk tu
Ho kar chalna shuru tu
Mudhke naa dekh tu
Jaise hain sahin hain
Ek main aur ekk tu
Ek main aur ekk tu

Nazariya dono ka
Miley na miley
Kadar dono ko hai dono ki
Safar tay yeh kare, saath mein bhale
Alag hai manzilein dono ki
Tukda tukda dhoop ho
Chaahe chutki bharke chaaon bhi
Baraabari se baatein ho zaroorat jo jis tarah ki

Ho jitni bhi hai jitni bhi hai, koshishein leke
Jaaye kahan tak jaaye kahan tak, raastein dekhe

Kar chalna shuru tu, shuru tu
Mudhke naa dekh tu, naa dekh mudke naa dekh tu
Jaise hain sahin hain, sahin hain sahin hain
Ek main aur ekk tu, ek main aur ekk tu

Kar chalna shuru tu
Mudhke naa dekh tu
Jaise hain sahin hain
Ek main aur ekk tu
Ek main aur ekk tu

Jo socha hai kab hota hai
Yehi hamesha ka rona hai
Soche bin mil jaaye jo
Usse khamakha kyun khona hai
Hmm jitni mile jitni mile, raahatein leke
Jaaye kahan tak jaaye kahan tak, raastein dekhe

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Yaar Bathere – Lyrics

Pehlan mang paayi tu gaddi di, chhoti vi nahin vaddi di
Pehlan mang paayi tu gaddi di, chhoti vi nahin vaddi di
Rehndi khundi pailli vikaati
Rehndi khundi pailli vikaati
Ki kehne kudiye tere, saadi maa nu putt ni labne
Tenu yaar bathere, saadi maa nu putt ni labne
Tenu yaar bathere, ni tenu yaar bathere

Tu taan Cotton County paundi si, ohne Gant liata
Tu kithe PG vich sardh di si, ohne flat laita
Hun maardi ae chaalan la Chandigarh dere
Saadi maa nu putt ni labne
Tenu yaar bathere, saadi maa nu putt ni labne
Tenu yaar bathere

Pindon nave nave aaye, te vekhiyan ae naaran
Kothiyan car’an, ae sector 17
Jinna ne saanu moh leya
Saadi saadgi nu saathon kho leya
Utton tu mil gayi
Pehlan te lageya ke kismat khul gayi
Tenu taan yaad hi hona sab kujh, kyon
Hun bhul gayi

Jehre tu nakre vikhaundi si, oh vi main seh gaya
Kharche karaundi si, oh vi main seh gaya
365 charittar naara de, gal solan aane sach tareeke aala keh gaya
Gal sun mutiyaare, bade la te tu laare
Gal vadeyan di, tere muh toh dhukdi ni
Tenu laggu ji karaari, teri ikko cheej maadi
Teri chayn chayn chayn chayn mukdi ni
Saadi maa nu putt ni labne
Tenu yaar bathere, ni tenu yaar bathere
Teri chayn chayn chayn chayn mukdi ni

Oh taan dhan saada hi bapu de jehda kharche karda
Ethe kaake aaishan lainde ne ohda okha sarda
ATM di rail banawe, shaam savere
Saadi maa nu putt ni labne
Tenu yaar bathere, ni tenu yaar bathere

Ehe gal vi dilon kad de, main maa pe chad doon
Koi chadan wali hoyi cheej, taan main aape chad doon
Dil ehna de kaale bai unj sohne chehre
Saadi maa nu putt ni labne
Tenu yaar bathere, saadi maa nu putt ni labne
Tenu yaar bathere, saadi maa nu putt ni labne
Tenu yaar bathere, ni tenu yaar bathere

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